Borrowing the 'hang the DJ' refrain from The Smiths' 'Panic' SIGN THE DEE-KAY SIGN THE DEE-KAY SIGN THE DEE-KAY SIGN THE DEE-KAY SIGN THE DEE-KAY SIGN THE DEE-KAY etc etc etc
Why not just use the words Born in the USA? Off top of my head : Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA-A-A He heard us calling from across the sea, He said I’m coming to the Barnserlee, He left Orlando for the cold and rain He’s Daryl Dike and he’s scored again Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA, he was Born in the USA-A-A (then, straight after.......) Na na na na na na na, na na na na na; Na na na na na na na, na na na na na.... Dee-Kay’s on fire etc etc
To the tune of Ini Kamoze - Here comes the Hotstepper: Na na na na naaa, na na na naaaa, Here comes the American, Sign him up, He's a miracle dancer, Sign him up, Big man and the crew in da area, Sign him up, He's scored agaiiiiiin, Sign him up.
Well, this is where I am not very lyrically great.... but just tweaked the odd few words cos I can't remember what the geezer sang tbh.... the lines with the dots need changing but here's an example Oh! Daryl I am but a fool.............. Daryl we love you Though you treat me cruel.......... You hurt me........... And you make us smile But if you leave us We will surely die Daryl, there will never be another 'Cause we love you so Don't ever leave us Say you'll never go We will always treat you as a hero No matter what you do Oh! Daryl Were so in love with you
to the tune of wonderwall today is gunna be the day that were gonna give a pass to you by now we all how just what ya gonna do i dont believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now... i said dee kayyyyyy tarn loves ya please stayyyyy coz after allll we just wanna a goaaaall
Someone do something better with this Robbie Williams number: I don't wanna stop, Deekayy 'cause you're making me feel all nice Reds will never drop, Deekay When you're banging them in all night
Ok, I think I got this. This is what insomnia does for you. Estelle or Estelle / Kanye West "Take us on a trip I'd like to see you play In the Premier League with BFC one day I really want to Come kick it wih you You are my American Boy American Boy ................" Ok, I won't give up the day job just yet, but at least think about it.
Daryl Dike came to Tarn, He'd never heard of Barnsley, He smashed one in the Ponty End, We all went f*ckin barmy. Daryl Dike is a red, (Our Yankee doodle dandy) Daryl Dike is a red, (Our Yankee doodle dandy) To the tune of Yankee doodle dandy
Quite liked this but I did expect someone to to have said it would be offensive to some by now given the current woke climate.