One of their shots has just hit Dewsbury Hall. Which takes some doing when you're playing in Bedfordshire
Barn door and tractor as well. David Blunkett's dog would have put one in by now. Whoever sold them banana boots must be laughing their cocks off.
Championship safety is laying on the bed with her legs akimbo, and neither Wednesday, Rotherham nor Derby can get a hardon
Useless. They have given Wednesday a way out. If they beat Derby, they stay up because there is no way Rotherham are getting anything at Cardiff.
And what chance did anyone give us at Brentford last season then? Plus Cardiff have nowt to play for!