Right I’ll be the first to ask

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  1. Barnsley Loyal

    Barnsley Loyal Well-Known Member

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    Anyone selling a ticket for Monday who are 18 stone ugly as fuk and short blonde hair and willing to borrow me their ID

    Cheers ;)
     
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    Lucky you with the blonde hair.
     
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    LEND not borrow
     
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    Hair!!!! What's that??? :)
     
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    look on the bright side, at least tha not ginger :D
     
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    I Fit the first 2 criteria easily. You could buy a grey wig. :)
     
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    Barnsley Loyal Well-Known Member

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    Willing to go for a hair transplant if required haha
     
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    Then it would be you doing the borrowing, not the other party, who would be the lender.
     
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    Please don’t say your real name is Boris
     
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    Barnsley Loyal Well-Known Member

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    Ok need to add another matching criteria ( must not be intelligent )
     
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    Barnsley Loyal Well-Known Member

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    I’ll take that Ian ;)
     
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    OK, you are definitely Boris Johnson and I claim my reward :)
     
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    If what you’re implying was the case he’d actually be called Alexander!
     
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