Help needed...so today I’m out with

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Bossman, May 22, 2021.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    a Leeds fan, Liverpool fan and a Man Utd fan, I know that sounds bad but to be fair they’re all really rooting for Barnsley but he’s the dilemma....we’re going out at 11-30 so
    1, is it acceptable to have a soft drink in between pints cos I don’t want to be totally hammered by ko
    2 is it acceptable to go out with a Leeds fan, Liverpool fan and a Man Utd fan.
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #1
    Hooky feller and Redhelen like this.
  2. Millichente

    Millichente Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2018
    Messages:
    209
    Likes Received:
    337
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Barnsley
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    1. Absolutely, it's extending the drinking session by spacing them out (remember, it keeps making you drunk after you finish drinking it)
    2. Can't help you there. It's on your own conscious
     
    Millichente, May 22, 2021
    #2
    Bossman likes this.
  3. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    It’s the Liverpool fan’s birthday...does that help?
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #3
  4. On yer tyke

    On yer tyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2018
    Messages:
    2,711
    Likes Received:
    3,723
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    1, No. even a shandy would be frowned upon.

    2, No! :D
     
    On yer tyke, May 22, 2021
    #4
    Shepley Red, cudeth red and Bossman like this.
  5. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    14,969
    Likes Received:
    20,612
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    1. Yes
    2a. No
    2b. Yes as long as he doesn't mention Gary Willard and/or the PL game at Oakwell
    2c. Yes as long as you take the **** out of him for knocking them out of the FA Cup in 1998

    Hope that helps mate
     
    Tyke_67, May 22, 2021
    #5
    Redhelen and Farnham_Red like this.
  6. Jud

    Juddy G Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2014
    Messages:
    4,539
    Likes Received:
    3,282
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    If yer near a river throw the scouser in
     
    Last edited: May 22, 2021
    Juddy G, May 22, 2021
    #6
    JamieBreweryStander likes this.
  7. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Sound advise mate...much appreciated :D
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #7
    Redhelen and Tyke_67 like this.
  8. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2005
    Messages:
    16,955
    Likes Received:
    15,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Ex-IT professional
    Location:
    Swadlincote, South Derbyshire
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I'm ok with the soft drink.
     
    Brush, May 22, 2021
    #8
    Redhelen likes this.
  9. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I can bring him up to the Manx Juddy...Then we can all take he piss
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #9
  10. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    14,969
    Likes Received:
    20,612
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    you can always count on me mate :)
     
    Tyke_67, May 22, 2021
    #10
    Bossman likes this.
  11. Millichente

    Millichente Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2018
    Messages:
    209
    Likes Received:
    337
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Barnsley
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    in which case he is to be the focus of all ridicule
     
    Millichente, May 22, 2021
    #11
    Bossman likes this.
  12. Marc

    Marc Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2012
    Messages:
    28,399
    Likes Received:
    23,455
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Room on the table for a little un pal? :)
     
    Marc, May 22, 2021
    #12
  13. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You’d be more than welcome pal but we’re going back to one of the lads houses to watch the game mate, we couldn’t get in anywhere in town,
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #13
  14. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You in town later mate?
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #14
  15. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2005
    Messages:
    16,303
    Likes Received:
    13,089
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Light bender
    Location:
    It depends who's asking...
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    If I see a bear, I'm jumping in the river missen!
     
    Micky Finn, May 22, 2021
    #15
    Juddy G, Farnham_Red and Bossman like this.
  16. PLOBBY

    PLOBBY Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    4,288
    Likes Received:
    3,162
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    keep yer nose out
    Location:
    Cave
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    If they're from Barnsley you shouldn't be fraternising with such treacherous individuals.
    Do not be embarrassing the town and club by drinking any soft drinks whatsoever, just sit at the side of a big plant pot. :D
     
    PLOBBY, May 22, 2021
    #16
    Redblueunwhite, Tyke_67, Bossman and 1 other person like this.
  17. Abruzzo Red

    Abruzzo Red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    5,332
    Likes Received:
    7,745
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Retired - Formerly Gosport Tyke, 2013 - 2022
    Location:
    Vestea
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    1. Acceptable on this occasion, and only this once, as we need you sharp and on the ball for the Majority Report: we can’t have you slurring your typing can we?
    2. Just keep an eye on your wallet, avoid the prawn sandwiches and if you see any orange buckets hide them. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping on a Saturday morning :D:D
     
    Abruzzo Red, May 22, 2021
    #17
    Bossman likes this.
  18. winged avenger

    winged avenger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2016
    Messages:
    2,397
    Likes Received:
    3,653
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Leeds fan a Liverpool fan & a Man U fan. Sounds like the begining of a bad joke.:)
     
    winged avenger, May 22, 2021
    #18
    Mr C and JamDrop like this.
  19. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    14,969
    Likes Received:
    20,612
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Even better, put the plant pot on your head. You can even sing the plant pot song if you like :)
     
    Tyke_67, May 22, 2021
    #19
    Mr C and Bossman like this.
  20. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,917
    Likes Received:
    13,940
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Leeds fan, Liverpool fan & a Man Utd fan walk into a bar...it was an iron bar, well it was me swinging the iron bar :D
     
    Bossman, May 22, 2021
    #20
    winged avenger, Mr C and Abruzzo Red like this.
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page