Just for Fun - sayings and words that make you laugh

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    Probably been done before but just for fun, what words (real or otherwise) or phrases make you laugh when you hear em. Here’s 2 for starters:

    1/ thicker than a castle door
    2/ cockwomble
     
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    S/He's that tight her/his arse squeaks when s/he walks.
     
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    My Dad used to say that his brother "wipes his arse with both hands".

    Still haven't a clue what he meant, bless him.
     
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    Keeping with the money and tight-fisted theme, I Always liked the one where someone drops a coin and it hits them on the back of the head as they go to pick it up
     
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    As mad as a box of frogs.
     
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    Fuller than a fat lasses knickers after a particularly enjoyable meal.
     
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    Pretty much any sentence involving the word "chuff"
     
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    Scottish Football (apologies Ian)
     
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    Thar as bright as a 3 watt bulb
     
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    As thick as two short planks
    I'd go to t'foot of our stairs
    Like s hit off a shovel
     
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    Mi fathers, as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest, always made me titter
     
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    Clart heeard,

    Yorkshire Miner born n bred
    Strong in arm and thick in head.
     
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    My dad used to say," Tha as thick as a workhouse sandwich". & when i`d too many clothes on, " Tha wrapped up like a Khyber rifle."
     
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    Apologies accepted.

    My funniest saying is-
    It’s coming home.
     
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    Me and my auntie were once at the coast in summer. We were walking following a very large lady dressed in leggings.

    My auntie says "Christ she's got an a rse like a badly packed parachute!"

    Still makes me chuckle 30+ years later. Never heard anyone else use it either.
     
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    Th'a' like a wet Setdi need.
     
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    If tha dunt shurrup al gi thi summert to rooer fo.
     
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    A Scottish one and very un pc these days.
    He’s got a face like a well skelped erse.
     
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    Gormless.
     
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    A phrase I’ve only ever heard once in regards to someone demolishing food quickly, and noisily……

    Like a pig at a tatie
     
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