Has anyone heard from him recently? He's not been on for a while which is abnormal. Forgive me if he's gone on holiday or whatever, but yeah. I hope the big man is all good.
BigLil has the most incredible memory. If you asked who scored in a particular game vs Carlisle in 1967, he'll tell you the minute each goal was scored in. I can only assume someone with such a memory needs plugging into a wall and recharging every now and again. I'm surprised he didn't issue a service outage notice, like they do when they do essential maintenance on the PlayStation network. (all of this is meant in jest of course )
I envisage it as a stone double fronted victorian villa with palladian columns and a portico entrance. With a coal hole and an outdoor toilet ;-)
I'm away for a couple of days in August and a week in December. Just letting you know in advance so you don't start fretting after me.
And a special isolation room, free from all distractions, in which Kev sits and meditates, whilst reciting the fixture lists, players, goalscorers, officials, and attendance stats from 1887 to present day.
I'm away 2nd to 9th July in the middle of nowhere somewhere east of wales. I know i will be universally missed (insert some phrase about tongues and cheeks)! ;-)
That must be the one down south. The one I know is a grim and unforgiving place, where men are men, and women are almost men too.
I’m hoping to visit my family in Shetland in the next couple of weeks. Keeping later dates free for a possible visit to Oakwell. United’s fixtures are out so I know of a few free weekends I could possibly fit a visit in.