Good Luck to all the leavers from everyone at BFC

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    The Very Best of British by Tyketical Masterstroke

    So all the best everyone for next season's campaign
    I hope you're forced to listen to songs by Liam Payne
    I hope you get stuck in the centre of Dudley
    I hope all your wives go frigid and ugly
    I hope you get arrested and do time like Lee Hughes
    I hope you get addicted to hard drugs and booze
    I hope you get clap and a wart on your penis
    I hope you get drybummed by Cyrille Regis
     
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    Shakespeare! Chaucer! Wordsworth! Keats! you've just taken a helluva beating
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    If you can read it in John Cooper Clarke's voice I think it works better.
     
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    I was thinking more Richard Burton. Or Dame Edna Everedge
     
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    I’d got joe Pasquale for some reason :)​
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    Cyril Regis died a couple of years ago..
     
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    Sounds like a bit of a party that.

    Where do I sign up?
     
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    Do you think there's a Leavers Hoody 2021, like the school children get, with their names on the back?
     
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    I feel inspired so.....

    Baggies, you came and raped our squad
    taking Northeast, Riley and 'God'
    You got Murray for the price of a curry
    You can have Mowatt for next to nowat
    But if you want to get much higher
    and be a real perceptive buyer
    You'll be needing a Marcel Ritzmaier!

    I thank you :)
     
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    So now you’ve upped and left us big Val
    We’ll miss you more than you’ll ever know pal

    you’ve also gone and took Murray with you
    I’ll end it there cos I’m desperate for a poo .
     
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    I'd know your limitations, stick to the match reports!!
     
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    Seems you’ve e hit a nerve and some funny bones.
    http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php?topic=25981.50
     
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