What does your local wood pigeon coo to you?

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  1. Gegenpresser

    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    The loudest one round here goes with a coo coo coo....coo coo.

    Which means "your car needs .... cleaning".

    Another one just does the coo coo coo (without the final two coos).

    Which I hear as "your time's up".

    Perhaps your own local one is more amicable.
     
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    The ones in our garden ask "Where's our food, fatso?" & "Is that all?"
     
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    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    I'm not too inclined to swap pigeons with you.

    They're never happy though - I clean the car and this one still criticizes.
     
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    Being the sensitive sort, I'm beginning to think they're all picking on me! :D
     
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    Mine is cooing I'd taste nice with roast potatoes , veg , Yorkshire puds and Gravy. At least that what it sounds like at 5 in the morning
     
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    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    Yours is actually saying "You are so......handsome"

    You just can't hear it.

    Then it craps on you.
     
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    I was saying just the other day, I`m fed up of all these Siskins, Redpolls & Fieldfares coming to my bird table.Could do with a few more Pigeons & Starlings.
     
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    Ours are cooing to say get up it’s 0430 :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    Love the sound, from daft o'clock in the morning to silly o'clock at night.
     
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    I would love to see them, not seen any for years.
     
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    TBH, I find it quite soothing, I would be worried if I didn't hear them :D
     
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    So would I if I hadn’t set my alarm :D
     
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    Come and Nick a couple of mine that visit. 3 buggers bullying’t Robins. Blackbirds, Finches and sparrers. Ar lass spends more on bird food than food for me.
    TBH. I’ve recently moved, where we get more feathered visitors and also been sorted with hearing aids. The sounds are amazing, summat I’d not heard for many a year.
     
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    Mines cooing " yes i am a flying rat please don't shoot me "
     
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    Walking along the TPT throws up some melodies :)
     
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    Yer Daft Bugger!! :D :D
     
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    They don't really coo much, just hoover up the seeds dropped by the goldfinches and blue/great tits. I'm surprised they can get off the ground, the fat shits.
     
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    We have loads in our garden and I think they're saying to the dog, you'll never catch us!
     
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    Roll on the football season...
     
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