How posh are you?

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Do you have a paid cleaner?

  1. Yep

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  2. Nope

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  3. Want/Considering getting one

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  4. Used to have one

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  1. Old Goat

    Old Goat Well-Known Member

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    Surely there's no need for a cleaner AND a wife?




    ;)
     
  2. Old Goat

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    They must both hate cleaning and have had enough of arguing about it. I'm guessing a cleaner is cheaper than a divorce.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    I have a wife and cleaner rolled into one. She is a 19 year old from Thailand. I met her on the internet.
    Language is still a problem but we are working on that.
     
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    We've got a gardener, does that count?
     
  5. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    We have one a few times a week.
    She’s drop dead gorgeous and prefers to work naked and moves in a very alluring way, starts downstairs working her way up until she’s done the bathroom, sometimes while I’m still in it!
    Bit hazy about what happens next that’s when I start to wake up!
     
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  6. winged avenger

    winged avenger Well-Known Member

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    My mate has one & says it`s a waste of money due to the fact his wife cleans up before the cleaner arrives as to not appear dirty.
     
  7. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    My flat is so small I can clean it from top to bottom in 2 hours. I could do with someone to come in & sort out my record collection though. That would be a few days work.
     
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    We have a hoover, we have dusters, we have sinks and buckets. It’s not difficult.

    And we don’t iron things. One of the small things we decided to change given how much energy an iron uses.
     
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  9. John Peachy

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    That is a service I'd be willing to pay for.
     
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    Perfect, any ladies in please stop reading now….

    I used the same ploy of being crap at ironing…

    We have a cleaner though, but we have to clean up before they arrive according to the Mrs.
     
  11. Hooky feller

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    Workmate of mine. Had a friend (Teacher) who had his house cleaned once a week. With extras. :eek::).
     
  12. Hooky feller

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    You should be reported to social services for that. Poor mother and child. Fancy calling it. It. N'all. .:eek:
     
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  13. Hooky feller

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    As to the Title of the thread. I do on occasion use a knife and fork, and sometimes don't lick the plate if company are round. How posh am I,!:D We've even got a cake stand. Never used it mind.
     
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    Wife had me hoovering a carpet before I took it to the tip for the same reason.
     
  15. Red

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    We iron as little as possible (generally just the wife's uniform and my work shirts), not only is it a mass time sink, it's also mad at eating electricity (as you say).
     
  16. Marc

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    We’ve got one. £80 a month and worth every penny.
     
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    I have one to tidy up dead gangsters.. :)
     
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    Not enough choices to define posh. What about 'I get out of the bath if I feel the need to pee.'?
     
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    Where do you work? Harrods?
     
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  20. Tyke The Tree-Frog

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    Are you always out at work when she arrives mate? Or do people just sit around the house whilst they're cleaning
     

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