Lady on our flight has a baby tortoise in her hand luggage!

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  1. Andy Mac

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    Thanks for the update. At least the flight wasn’t boring!
     
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    Definitely not. I had no idea so many Romanians lived in Doncaster! There were hardly any Brits on the flight. Anyway, I'm back and raring to get to Oakwell on Saturday for the first time since Boxing Day 2019!
     
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    It would have shown up if it had been fitted with a pacemaker.
     
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    The hare must have fallen asleep in the departure lounge and missed his flight then.
     
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    You did the right thing, John.. :)
     
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    I've heard Liam Neeson is lined up for the movie adaption.
     
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    Big question would be...Does it have a VISA ?? :D
     
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    Oi, he's about 30 years older than me! Or you mean as the tortoise?
     
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    If this has tortoise anything, it's: don't carry live animals in your hand luggage.
     
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    The England cricket team knew that they could get a tortoise to pop his head out of his shell by sticking a cricket bat handle up it’s ring piece.
    They used the same method to get Gladstone Smalls tie on
     

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