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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Following on from Red Rain's report, I've been thinking about how I am entertained when watching the Reds. I've developed a points system for evaluating the entertainment value of a match. Here are my points for various events that can happen during a match: -

    Shot off target: Reds +2 points, opposition 0, missed by a mile +10 and a giggle
    Shot on target: Reds +10 points, opposition -10, great save +10
    Yellow card: Reds -5 points, opposition +5, followed by a tantrum +15
    Red card: Reds -20 points, opposition +25, having to be dragged off the pitch +50
    Corner: Reds +5 points, opposition -5
    Hit woodwork: Reds +30 points, opposition -30, when easier to score +20
    Miss open goal: Reds -20 points, opposition +50
    Own goal by: Reds -100 points, opposition +500 points, getting boot tangled in net +800 points
    Great save: Reds +10 points, opposition -5
    Goal by: Reds +500 points, opposition -200
    Result: Reds win: +8 million points, draw +50, defeat -4 million
     
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    Stahlrost, Aug 29, 2021
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    You've missed out opposition goalie landing on their arse after a goal kick +500!
     
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    Surely a knitwear score should be included? Schopp vs visiting manager?
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Good point Helen. This could also apply to the officials, another +500 points to be awarded if they become horizontal.
     
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    Female topless streaker - 800 points
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Another great suggestion, it will be interesting to see how things develop as winter takes hold. Maybe the beanie hat might make another appearance? If so, I'd award +150 points.
     
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    I get it, it can take away enjoyment. -800 is a bit much though. they're gone soon enough and you should be able to enjoy the game still.
     
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    don’t be a tit
     
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    Surely that depends on the female though. Erica Roe lookalike. +1000 points. Fat slag lookalike -1000
     
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    Talk about threads drifting off topic.......
     
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    On the subject of entertainment, if we got a goal like this it would be worth 1.6Gpts...

     
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    Half time pork pie +50 points.
    Fan throwing peppa pig at opponent +1000 points
    Bloke coming on tannoy to tell someone to shift their car +5 points
    Opponent being 'eased' head first into the hoardings/over the west stand fence +15 points
    Opposition manager having an aneurysm on the touchline +20 points.

    I suspect the actual football might be fairly secondary when it comes to the entertainment.
     
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    Decent half-time music +50

     
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    :)Erica Roe looky like definitely plus points ,so to speak
     
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    Toby Tyke kicking a goalbound shot off our goal line with Collins beaten. Infinite points and properly side splitting laughter.

    Edit; Opposition players' and Manager's reaction would be fairly amusing too.
     
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    At least 2 plus points I'd say.
     
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    This takes some beating for entertainment.....

     
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    This geezer still makes my Oakwell experience.

    You can barely hear him, and when you can, it's "would the owner of a Fiat Corsa Mondeo, registration YJ09 XVW, that's Yankee Kilo 99, Hotel, Beta Whisky Foxtrot Echo..... "
     
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    That's reminded me of the famous Mr Meadows. Anyone remember him? Now that was entertainment.
     
    Stahlrost, Aug 30, 2021
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    Could Mr Meadows report to the nearest steward!!.
     
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