An exhaustive list of things worse than our second half performance

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  1. John Peachy

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    Root canal surgery.

    Marginally less painful & usually takes less than 90 minutes.
     
    John Peachy, Sep 30, 2021
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    There is nothing worse than wet bread.

    I'd take being flayed. Squashed by a steam roller. Be forced to vote for DePfeffel (though that maybe the nearest borderline). Or listen to Whigfield before having to consume wet bread.
     
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    constipation
     
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    Are you speaking from experience with number 4 on your list ? Footnote ; I love liver washed down with a bottle of stella !
     
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    No, I've no experience with it, just a well educated guess!
     
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    Garlic, garlic bread, tuna, and egg mayonnaise. Oh - and Paul Gibbs, Tom Kennedy and Steve Parkin.
     
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    Piers Morgan
    Gemma Collins
    Katie Hopkins
    Trump
     
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    Prostate examination
     
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    What are you doing with your bread? Asking for a friend. You are not trying to make a De felafel by any chance whilst listening to the worst records of all time? Anyway, it would be better than the second half at Oakwell, so fair play.
     
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    Has anyone mentioned The Massive?
     
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    Sliding down a mile-long razorblade using your c0ck as a brake.

    Ouch.
     
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    Bin juice
    Katie Price's decision making
     
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    Have you ever bitten into bread that is wet?

    I'd say you should try it if not.... but then i wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy *shudders at the thought*
     
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    Frozen bread ain't good either. TBH the water content of bread needs to be carefully managed, as does a team of young players.
     
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    Ferrero Rocher
    Brussel Sprout Curry
    The Spice Girls
    Donald Trump's Modesty
    Zippy from Rainbow
     
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    Didn’t mind mine…probably shouldn’t have pushed back tho
     
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    Love Island
    The 2000's version of Miami Vice
    Nicky Minaj
    Mushrooms
    Beetroot
    Paper cuts
    Being buried alive
    Being mauled by a bear
    Gangrene of the scrotum
    The unhealthy obsession of 40 something dad's of their Vauxhall Zafira
    Going to the dentist
    Skegness
    Finding out your wife is actually your sister
    The black death
    Sandpaper toilet roll
    Screwdriver in your eye
    Cleaning your teeth
    Having spaghetti for fingers
    Being locked in a room with Nigel Farage and his big massive smug head
    Flying ant day
    Being shot
    Thinking you've left the oven on at home, and being in a different country.
    The plague
    Surviving decapitation
    Being permanently constipated
    Robot Wars being cancelled (again)

    See, many worse things.
     
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    You missed Michael Buble
     
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    I think Michael Buble would have improved our 2nd half performance to be fair.
     
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    Doc: "Don't worry David, it's only a prostate examination. Breathe easy, you'll be fine. And it's perfectly normal to be aroused during the examination, nothing to be embarrassed about"

    Patient: "But my name is Steven??"

    Doc: "I know it is Sir. I'm David, I was just reminding myself".
     
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