There is nothing worse than wet bread. I'd take being flayed. Squashed by a steam roller. Be forced to vote for DePfeffel (though that maybe the nearest borderline). Or listen to Whigfield before having to consume wet bread.
Are you speaking from experience with number 4 on your list ? Footnote ; I love liver washed down with a bottle of stella !
What are you doing with your bread? Asking for a friend. You are not trying to make a De felafel by any chance whilst listening to the worst records of all time? Anyway, it would be better than the second half at Oakwell, so fair play.
Have you ever bitten into bread that is wet? I'd say you should try it if not.... but then i wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy *shudders at the thought*
Frozen bread ain't good either. TBH the water content of bread needs to be carefully managed, as does a team of young players.
Love Island The 2000's version of Miami Vice Nicky Minaj Mushrooms Beetroot Paper cuts Being buried alive Being mauled by a bear Gangrene of the scrotum The unhealthy obsession of 40 something dad's of their Vauxhall Zafira Going to the dentist Skegness Finding out your wife is actually your sister The black death Sandpaper toilet roll Screwdriver in your eye Cleaning your teeth Having spaghetti for fingers Being locked in a room with Nigel Farage and his big massive smug head Flying ant day Being shot Thinking you've left the oven on at home, and being in a different country. The plague Surviving decapitation Being permanently constipated Robot Wars being cancelled (again) See, many worse things.
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