Repair shop

I’ve got a battery operated toy from the 70’s that I’d love to get repaired, I’ve often thought about contacting them but unfortunately I’ve never had a good enough sob story….I’m wondering whether the mention of Markus Schopp would do the trick.

 

I’m taking the whole country in. The Teddy Bear Ladies will easily fix the economy. And knock the stuffing out of Johnson.

 

Tell them it's a battery operated Neil Warnock toy that nobody else will touch with a barge pole.

 

Just say it was your granddad's and he brought it back from the Boer war. That should do the trick

 

Chuff me Roy...thought you had thrown that vibrator out some years ago pal lol

 

You gave me it in good faith Bri, I told you I’d never part with it

 

Thanks for clarification I'm the giver pmsl

 

Ask them if they can do anything to repair a knackered, rotten, woodworm riddled, empty, soulless, old wooden and asbestos box.
If they ask what you're on about, say it goes by the name of "Ye Olde Weste Stande"