Hope we dont go for a draw and fail late on. We haven`t scored there in last 4 visits, seems like we have the squad and manager to keep that consistency. For God`s sake prove me wrong.
On the basis that a broken clock is right twice a day and sun shines on a dogs a*** - I have a strange feeling that we're going to take a lead and finally manage to keep it. I do however think it will be nothing but a fluke result and we will continue with dour negative football and just prolong our pain. I plan on turning notifications off on my phone and just looking at the result at full time - at least that way I spare myself the agitation if we're just dross again for 90mins.
0-3 Oulare hat trick. When he heads home the third goal, he'll pull out the blueprints for the new West Stand from his left sock, and the plans for the level crossing bridge from his right, and hold them up in front of the away end fir everyone to see.
And proceed to receive a 2nd yellow card, after his first was for removing his shirt for his first ever BFC goal. Then gets injured in training, never to be seen again. And becomes written in folklore for his only ever appearance which resulted in a hat trick. And become a future pub quiz question. Our minds can really wander when things aren't going so well
Match postponed. Tomorrow on way down plane carrying new Derby owners crashes into coach attempting to land at East Midlands Airport. Derby goes bust as a result and Barnsley do a Man Utd with under 23s and get promoted to the promise land. They go onto become Premier league winners next season and win the champions league the season after.
