You've been a bad'un and ended up on death row...

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  1. Red

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    #1 RedVesp, Oct 26, 2021
    You daft bugger, but at least you get a last meal.

    For me, a grilled tomahawk steak, corn on the cob, Mac and cheese and 6 ice cold cans of rootbeer.

    What's yours?
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    #2 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Oct 26, 2021
    Spam spam spam spam.
     
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    #3 mansfield_red, Oct 26, 2021
    I wonder if anyone with a nut allergy has ever asked for peanuts to have the last laugh. Would they try and revive you just to kill you?

    Or if I was lactose intolerant I'd ask for a gallon of milk just to give them a reyt mess to clean up on my way out.
     
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    #4 Mr C, Oct 26, 2021
    Bottle of black label Johnny Walker & a few bags of quavers. & a fumble with Winona Ryder, wouldn’t go amiss.. :)
     
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    #5 BrunNer, Oct 26, 2021
    Angle grinder and chips.
     
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    #6 Redhelen, Oct 26, 2021
    think that would be a worse way to die, struggling to breathe surely? I don't think I'd have much appetite , but if I could get drunk on champagne that might help!
     
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    #7 JLWBigLil, Oct 26, 2021
    Lamb Tikka Madras, chips, chapatis, poppadums, raita and a dozen bottles of red wine.
     
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    #8 mansfield_red, Oct 26, 2021
    The ways executions are carried out can be horrendously painful as well. There are more humane options, but they choose not to use them. As if the death penalty isn't barbaric enough.

    But anyway, that's off topic. Serious answer for last meal - probably a T bone steak and a nice bottle of red.
     
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    #9 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Oct 26, 2021
    A packet of toffos, I can wait.
     
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    #10 Barnsley Chopin, Oct 26, 2021
    A lovely, lovely lumpy chicken wrap and then nice stare out the window.
     
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    #11 Tarntyke, Oct 26, 2021
    Sounds a lot but I suppose you could put any left overs in the fridge for the next day, oh wait a minute:)
     
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    #12 SFOTyke, Oct 26, 2021
    A bottomless Gin & Tonic, with a lifetime supply of refills.
     
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    #13 Old Goat, Oct 26, 2021
    Chicken leg, sage and onion stuffing, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, sprouts, carrots, two yorkshire puddings, three pigs in blankets, and the whole lot covered in apple sauce.

    Followed by a large serving of treacle sponge pudding and custard. Or a large slice of chocolate gateau. Or both.

    Followed by two cups of coffee and a box of after eight mints.
     
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    #14 Redhelen, Oct 26, 2021
    They need to bring torrid back for those of us not in death row!
     
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    #15 Mr C, Oct 26, 2021
    I might go for a bacon sarnie. What’s the point of being vegan, when your number’s up.?
    Of course I wouldn’t.. :)
     
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    #16 Skinner, Oct 26, 2021
    Dumplins in corned beef stew. Brown sauce and thick uncut bread...Jam roly poly wi thick custard and at least 3 pints of proper Guinness from brewery in Dublin...if ah ad to av a starter melted camambert wi red onion chutney and toasted soldiers...nearly worth toppin somebody
     
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    #17 churtonred, Oct 26, 2021
    How about something so rancid and out of date it would make you so ill you'd WANT someone to put you out of your misery?
     
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    #18 red24/7, Oct 26, 2021
    ;);)Harold shipman asked for an apple,he said I could murder a Granny Smith,is that too much ?,am I cancelled ?,it won’t bring them back,it was only a joke
     
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    #19 dreamboy3000, Oct 26, 2021
    You might have to make do with the rest if they cannot get hold of any Quavers.
     
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    #20 Cumbrian_Tyke, Oct 26, 2021
    Yer a good lad, Peter.
     
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