Inoffensive insults thread

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Nincompoop.
     
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    Yer daft apeth!!
     
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    Interesting bit of trivia/pedantry - it's spelled "blackguard". I had no idea until I saw it in the subtitles on something I was watching the other day.
     
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    Blaggard meaning (dated) A scoundrel; an unprincipled contemptible person; an untrustworthy person. Usually, only used to refer to a male person. noun. 24. (archaic) A man who uses foul language in front of a woman, typically a woman of high standing in society.
     
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    Yer silly sausage :)
     
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    Rodney you plonker :)
     
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    I like berk. Much underused.
    Carry On Cowboy always makes me chuckle. Judge Burke, who comes from a long line of Burkes - "all his family are Burkes, married into the Wright family and became a Wright-Burke".
     
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    Three pages in and I can't believe no one has said 'Chuff' or has that become offensive now? o_O
     
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    You daft chuffer corse it’s not
     
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    Digglydonk
     
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    Diddlydonk.
     
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    Silly Sausage, Big Jessie, Big Girl's Blouse, Loony, Mincing Gret Puff are my go to. Probably break a number of politically correctisms but said with all the menace of a soft blanket.
     
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    You butt plug
     
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    I've been called a faggott a few times.
     
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    Tunip.
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    My Dad used to say to us, "go over and sit in corner and make a sound like a Turnip."
     
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    Knob Jockey.. :)
     
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    There's something quite exquisite about referring to someone as a tool
     
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