The first ashes test

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  1. Skryptic

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    Was 4/9 on Bet365 before play started.
     
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    I didn't bet mate. There was no cause for optimism baring in mind all the testicles in the England test side are on Barry Humphries' ear rings
     
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    Poor shot from Pope. Is he the new Vince? Elegant player that flatters to deceive.
     
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    :D
     
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    They dropped Vince ;). I think Pope was born with a yellow n' red spoon in his mouth. I know he was picked for the India series in 2018 through the members because of his daddy.
     
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    Seem to have lost the feed think it’s bedtime.
     
  7. Stephen Dawson

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    We've lost pictures right now. For those wearing rose tinted spectacles that has been the best period of the game.
     
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    Oh well thats the easy bit over with.


    Now here comes the new ball
     
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    Same as the old ball.
     
  10. Stephen Dawson

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    Another rip snorter. Stokes is a gonner.
     
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    Start the car...
     
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    Strewth.
     
  13. Stephen Dawson

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    Joking aside Australia might have to bat again because it is 100 per cent a lost cause and Buttler has heart of a pea. It's right up his street. Averages.
     
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    When the pressure is on we have a bunch of pansies. Yesterday there was no pressure as we were expected to lose by an innings but get ourselves somewhere near and we just fold again, it's so bloody frustrating!
     
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    Right on queue there goes Butler. The Aussies won't bat again at this rate. That's 40-5 this session, pathetic, no backbone.
     
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    Robinson is a reason sport shouldn't get caught up in politics. That lad can bat and that retrospective p.c ban has FC uked his batting. Yes his bowling int to be sniffed at but since his ban he's been w@nk with the bat.
     
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    What hurts me is I was classed as too steady because I didn't chase the bowling attacks. I'd give everything to face any attack for England.

    I digress. My point is these overpaid pricks shape the mood of our lives. Maybe we ought to give opportunities to people who care.

    People who think Barrington Smyth is a posh pillock.
     
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    Get stuck in now lads. You're the ones that I'll remember.
     
  19. Stephen Dawson

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    You don't have to chuck your wicket away. You don't have to score runs.

    Hang about, be strong and show some pride.
     
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    I'd love Wood to hold them up.
     

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