Famous films reduced to the basics...

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  1. orsenkaht

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    Lad gets 'awk. It dees!
     
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    Kid goes back in time and nearly ***** it up.
     
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    These later ones are getting more Bossmanesque!
     
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    There can be only one ... until the sequel, which ruins the whole franchise.
     
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    Spoiler alert.:eek:
     
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    Correction. It gets Murdered. :mad:
     
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    Boy fancies girl.
    She’s not interested.
    They get married.
     
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    Tom Hanks goes for a run.
     
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    Big, new ship hits iceberg & sinks.
     
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    Small bloke gives his lad a ring. Lad goes for a walk and chucks it away.
     
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    Psychopath drinks chianti & eats people.
     
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    Neatly summed up 100s of films there!
     
    Redhelen, Dec 20, 2021
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    Long fingered alien goes home.
     
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    Raunchy 66.5 days.
     
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    True Helen
    I didn’t have a specific in mind lol.
     
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    Die Hard.
    Lots of shooting. Bruce Willis strips down to his vest.

    Die Hard 2. Probably a different vest.

    John Wick. Man's dog gets killed. Spends 90 minutes walking around pulling people into a neck lock and shooting them in the head.

    John Wick 2 and 3.....you get the drift.
     
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    Caretakers writing block forces him to branch out into new career as woodcutter.
     
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    I like Stewart Lees description of Game of Thrones:
    Peter Stringfellows Lord of The Rings.
    Bilbo Baggins at the Spearmint Rhino
     
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    Top hitman shoots at French President but misses.
     
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