Famous films reduced to the basics...

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    Dallas football team spends pleasant afternoon with Deborah.

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    America enters WW2.
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    Zulu ? :)
     
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    The problem with that film was that was the script. I’d tried to forget just how bad that film was.
     
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    3 films on a similar theme, in their shortened form.

    Paranoid schizophrenic is really good at maths.

    Closet homosexual is really good at codebreaking.

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