Sarah Millican (@SarahMillican75) Tweeted: Reminder that if you would like some company on Christmas Day, we will be here chatting all day. Follow me or use the #JoinIn hashtag and I’ll see you there. https://t.co/VAxmRV8Jgv
these so called 'celebrities' who appear on game shows/ quizzes/ 'topical' programmes and think that if they laugh/giggle the whole time it's entertaining - it's not! e.g programmes hosted by Sandy Toksvig - Michael Macintyre
If I happened to be trundling along Wombwell High Street, in an old vintage steamroller, and noticed Hugh Grant and Jamie Oliver bickering in a phone box, I would definitely mount the footpath and flatten the phone box with the pair of them in it. And would happily let British Telecom invoice me for the cost of replacing the phone box and sweeping them two up. That said, Jamie Oliver’s Xmas roast tatie advise of spraying them with balsamic vinegar is life changing. But I would still flatten him.
Well, basically, they were both huddled round the receiver, having blown £14 on Barnsley Clubcall (0898 121152) desperate to hear the latest on Phil Gridelet’s return from injury. But at the pivotal moment, Hugh did a posh fart causing Jamie to drop the phone and miss the long awaited update.