My wife abides by her version of the highway code. In other words, you must not try to drive the wrong way up a one way street.
She seems to be still a little miffed that a friend called to take me to the footy last night as she was about to start making a nice meal. Probs best if I leave it til later her to ask any snooker related questions.
I must have a look of someone who partakes in this kind of activity,because I was once in Ann Summers shop and a young girl assistant came up to me and said “can I help you “,I said “ it’s ok I am just browsing “ to which she replied “ you look the type of man who would be looking for lube” and walked off
I’ve no interest at all, I’d be thinking too much of the cleanliness but I know the reaction I’d get if I asked the mrs, she’d say something along the lines of “course I’ll give it a go love but first let me shove this 12 inch dildo up your asre first” I’ll pass thanks
It's fairly low down on my list of preferences. The top item on my list is gobbledegook, which is just about the worst euphemism ever...
I’d like to be able to join in these threads but always feel unsure whether I should. As a compromise I reply and then delete later. I can’t do that if people quote me.
It's OK he puts it in 6 times it all adds up lol originally I said 4 times then realised I was exaggerating
Everyone seems to have jumped into discussing the difficult brown. But I am left scratching my head on this, alleged, ‘easy’ pink. Easy? Really? Twenty four years married, believe me, even the pink ain’t easy let alone the brown!!!
This would have been standard fodder in the glory years. In fact, it would probably have been removed for being too tame and too football related