Difficult Brown or Easy Pink?

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  1. higgybaby

    higgybaby Well-Known Member

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    Best form of contraception apparently
     
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    Up the bum no harm done. Asians love it protects their daughters virginity.
     
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    I was well into my 40s before I tried a finger up what had always previously been exit only, I realised within a nanosecond that I had lived 40+ years in satisfactory oblivion of this pursuit, not for me.
    The Mrs informs me that if it is to be for her, then I need to share the sensation.
    Suffice to say, I'm happy doing what I'm doing, always ensure when heading into the final throes of the game you are sufficiently ahead not to need the brown.
     
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    Avoid the green
     
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    Maybe needs some chalk
     
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    Ive been properly pissed off and angry since yesterdays game. This thread aint half cheered me up.
     
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    Gravy Chips, Feb 4, 2022
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    For anyone watching in black & white...
     
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    Every holes' a goal yano
     
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    Even if it’s an OG you still get on the score sheet…
     
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    Utter madness.

    Why would you for a difficult brown when an easy pink is on offer.

    I don't think any of you lot know anything about snooker.
     
    Rosco, Feb 4, 2022
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    I once tried going for the pink and ended up leaving brown.on the cushion.
     
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    Stage fright can happen to anyone. Was it a stinky pink? :D
     
    Stephen Dawson, Feb 4, 2022
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    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. This thread is legendary.
     
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    Pink or brown? I'm usually only left with blue balls
     
    SuperTyke, Feb 4, 2022
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  16. ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon

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    I've gone in-off a couple of times o_O
     
    ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon, Feb 4, 2022
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    Pinks not so easy these days
     
    Donny-Red, Feb 5, 2022
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    Pink first. Then brown. Then a bit of blue and finish off on a black.

    Plenty of screw required and make sure you chalk regularly.
     
    Cunning Stunt, Feb 6, 2022
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    4 pages on the merits and pitfalls of bum sex.

    The BBS is a wondrous place.
     
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    BUM SEX?…get your mind out of the gutter man, it’s clearly a snooker thread.
     
    Bossman, Feb 6, 2022
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