Ironic protests against the club for this Saturday

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  1. KyoteTyke

    KyoteTyke Well-Known Member

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    I’ll start with this one:

    I’m going to forgo my half time pint … just like every other game this season since the club closed the bar in the east stand upper! (#bettermatchdayexperiencemyarse)
     
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    Yet again I won't be parking in the club car park as I want to get home before midnight.
     
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    I won't be bringing my high powered binoculars as I don't want to see the scoreboard, accepting there's only a 50% chance that it'll be switched and/or display the correct score at any given time
     
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    I will be joining you on that one - also I prefer to give my hard earned readies to the Riding for the Disabled than Mr Conway
    I also wont be buying food or drink in the ground as a protest as I prefer to be guaranteed what I want will be available and it to be hot (not scalding hot, or lukewarm)
     
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    You don't need binoculars to know we have achieved nil again.
     
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    I'll be ironically sitting on my sister's terrace in the sun in Lanjaron.
     
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    It says Barnsley 0 mate:)
     
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    I'm going to wave my three plastic West Stand passes at the turnstile operator and scream "YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE IT IS THIS WEEK?" *



    * Actually, I would never take it out on turnstile staff.
     
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    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    I think it says 'press any button to exit standby mode'
     
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    I'll be smuggling a flask in. Have some of that Chien.
     
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    In protest & to save shoe leather I won’t be jumping up every time we have a shot on target!
     
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    I'm bringing my firestick in and plugging it in the TV and watch cora omnibus
     
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    I'll be protesting by walking a more circuitous route to the East Stand -fck Conways wvil plan to make me as fat as him by blocking off Beavor Court! What an utter backstard!
     
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    I'll be protesting by eating two pies instead of a Flat Bread.
     
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    Going to buy my pie and free pint and offer them down the queue to the next 2 people who were separately going to buy a pie and a pint.
     
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    Can I ask where and when? I’ll be the hungry fat lad stood right next to you.
     
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    Got my half a Percy Turners to wash down with Mansfield Reds free pint.
     
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    I'm going to boycott my half-time queue up to buy a cuppa only to eventually get to the front and be told, without fail, that they've run out of hot water.
     
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    I've corrected that for you. :)
     
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    I'm going to boycott the game from up here
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