I'd happily take in a Ukrainian refugee... ...However, they'd take one look at Mexborough then **** off and take their chances in Kyiv.
I've been getting spammed in Messenger by this guy called Buster. He keeps sending me videos of songs by the '70's band, The Sweet. Does anyone know a way, there's got to be a way, to block Buster.Seriously I just Haven't got a Clue what to do!!!
Just in time for Paddy's day!! Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they decide to take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ______________________________ __ Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!" ______________________________ __ Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.' 'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?' ______________________________ __ An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says: "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing. " What did you put in the paper? " his wife asks. " Here boy " he replies. ______________________________ __ Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?