how sh/it we have been this season. I know all football games can't be that good but ye gods, we are miles away aren't we.
No matter how bad it’s been this season I can’t believe you are comparing BFC with Real Madrid and Chelsea.
The only way to fully appreciate the huge gulf that exists between ourselves and clubs like Chelsea is to do the old apple and walnut trick. The apple represents Chelsea, the walnut is BFC. Stand in your garden with the apple in your hand, then ask your partner to start walking backwards with the walnut. Don't tell her to stop walking until she reaches Venezuela.