I give you the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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  1. Dan

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    Yet another tory MP has been arrested on suspicion of rape, sexual assault and various other offences.

    I've a strong idea who it may be, rumours been doing the rounds for months.
     
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    Pritti Patel?
     
  3. Dan

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    A bit tame for her.
     
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    If we're thinking of the same person he's definitely in the category of 'one of the ones I'd most like to punch' already. MF?
     
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    (quietly prays that it's Rees-Mogg)
     
  6. Dan

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    I couldn't possibly confirm or deny!!!
     
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  7. Dan

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    It's not a cabinet minister.... unless it's someone who's seedy past hasn't been doing the rounds before!

    The police have confirmed it's a tory MP in his 50's and the alleged offences date between 2002 and 2009.
     
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    Judging by the plethora of "...that's wide of the marc" comments on Twitter, I know who the favourite currently is.
     
  9. Dan

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    Keep an eye on the Commons the next few days and it will likely be evident who it is (as they'll be absent). Though this said individual has been much less mouthy the last few years having been previously outspoken. I'd be very surprised if it wasn't him given his past and previous allegations that were thrown out, but at the same time, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the tory MP's have something pretty grim just waiting to be met with the light of day! Probably how they get selected in the first place, a right of passage.
     
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    The bloke is a total clown. A flag waving, racist, public schoolboy ******.
     
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    Apparently detained in custody so it should be fairly obvious soon I've a Raylee strong suspicion and if I am right It would struggle to think of someone more deserving of time at HMP.
    Clearly I might have the wrong Tory and he may be innocent - though unless they fast track his trial we wont know that for a few years yet
     
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    Seems it’s not the person I thought

    https://universalcreditsuffer.com/2...ell-arrested-on-suspicion-of-sexual-offences/
     
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  13. Dan

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    Apparently, Johnson has committed to making this “crime week”… at the cabinet meeting this morning he was quoted as saying “crime, crime, crime is what we want to focus on. Oops.
     
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    So just to be clear. We’re being governed by rapists and criminals?
     
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    Well, Yes.
     
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    The party of law and order.....just not when it's them :rolleyes:
     
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    If it's Boris and he was found guilty of the offences he would still find a way to stay PM. There is no getting rid of the bloke.
     
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