This Andy Carroll thing

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Would anybodies wife believe/ accept that you were pissed spent all night with a good looking blonde, that you further attempted to clarify by explaining that it must have been innocent b3cause there had actually been two blondes!:confused::rolleyes:
     
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    I think this was a sting.
     
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    His fiancee would know whether he's like that or not. If he's someone who is trustworthy then I'd believe him to be fair. I'm sure the lass could have taken a more incriminating photo than that if anything had happened and she'd be giving out the details. From what she said it sounds like she took the photos for a laugh to show her mates (I can easily see how that could happen if they didn't believe you were with someone famous and you're tipsy) and they've spread them about causing ****.
     
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    Maybe it was maybe it wasn't but it only happened because he was stupid enough to let it happen!
     
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    No.
    But she peed herself laughing saying I'd more chance of plaiting fog.:mad:
     
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    I'm too shy. I wouldn't know what to do. The fitter the bird the more timid I get.
     
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    I’d be OK , my missus said it would obvio
    That wasn’t the question though.
     
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    Not sure Id be too impressed with that above comment if I was your Mrs
     
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    I think their lass will look at the evidence, listen to his excuses, come to the conclusion that he’s a scumbag that’s been knobbing two blondes behind her back, then look at his bank balance and think “well , we all make mistakes don’t we”
     
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    Bird sees an opportunity. Says nowt happened. Sells pictures. Pockets 1000s.
     
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    I thought this exact same thing. Shot yourself in the foot there Dawson! :rolleyes:;)
     
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    I'd sH4g you for no coin
     
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    Laura is an enigma. It just came natural with her.

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    Well recovered :)
     
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