Anyone fancy writing an article for the next fanzine?

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  1. Cun

    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    I always said from day one it would be inclusive. I'd never done anything like that in 40 years before WSB. Got one C at school in PE.

    Ideally 1000 words on a football related topic of your choice. Ownership, TV rights, Wages. Anything that's relevant really.

    Remember EyUp & Down is for charity. Was planning the pages last night for the first season issue. Upto now with 3-4 weeks til deadline there's 6-8 pages to fill. 1000 words fits nicely on a 2 pager.

    Reply or pm if you fancy a go. It'd be good if at least one does. I've plenty of back 'generic' pages I could use but be better if someone wants a bash at an present subject.

    Goo on. Dare thi.
     
  2. Marc

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    I'll have a crack if you're towin. it'll be serious and boring though. and not funny. at all.
     
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  3. Cun

    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    There's got to a balance Marc. Cheers for offer. Fill thi boots. Not towin btw. Could fill it now but diversity is key.
     
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    The condition is you have to pick one of the subjects being discussed on the front page of the BBS today. Your choice of Eyup and Down subjects are:

    What do lot stick up your arse
    Accidently watching porn x2
    The Royal Families' contribution to GDP
    Nudgers Bridge
    The Shame of voting Tory

    What will it be :)
     
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    the diversity of bbs beautifully on display :)
     
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    B0ll0cks, I've got 650 words on Scottish independence and that's now on page two. I'd already screwed up my report on Lawrence Fox, as he'd slipped to page 3.
     
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    Gally Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Bloody hell I hope Marc's a bit quicker writer than you or poor @Cunning Stunt will have nowt. :D
     
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    I'd love a go Gaz. I'll try and get my creative juices flowing and drop you a message if I write owt.
     
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    My Favourite Football Manager Saves - European glory with Berwick
     
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    Without use of the editor?
     
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    An overview of all current Prem U23 players with double-barrelled names and how they would transform Barnsley, aged 18 and with a League Cup sub appearance?
     
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  12. Cun

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    I find it rather liberating and it makes me feel important and intellectual or sommet
     
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    Write it.
     
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    I'm not sure you could limit an article on any of those subjects to 1000 words. Nudger's Bridge would be like War And Peace!
     
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    1000 words....@Bossman will be struggling big time....:)
     
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    Unless it’s about squirrel porn :D
     
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    I'm in @Cunning Stunt if you want a socio political article that links music / football / politics / history.

    Probably not, but you could reject it. I've a lot on at the moment, so not sure I could make a deadline before the end of September to do it justice.
     
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    Ah yes... how could I have forgotten :D:D:D
     
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    No politics, religion, music. It's in my original constitutional thing I wrote. Thanks for the offer though.

    Issue #9 Nov time. Have a think. Cheers.
     
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    Stick to selling Roy. You're good at that.
     

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