My boss arrived at work today in a brand new £120,000 Lamborghini I said to him “Wow...that’s an amazing car!” He replied: “If you work hard, put the hours in, strive for excellence, and deliver quality service…. I’ll get another one next year”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...ts-Yorkshire-town-Barnsley-famous-bottom.html Kim Kardashian with Barnsley on her bottom. Publicity the council cannot buy
Its not Politically correct to direct a joke at any Racial or Ethnic minority so an Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman, German, Latvian, Polish, Danish, Netherlands, Hungarian, Bulgarian, Estonian, Chineese, American, Canadian, Alaskan, Brazil, African, Australasian, South American, and Asian walk into a nightclub, an the Bouncer sez cant cum in wiart a Thai
Maradona in a no drugs shirt. Platini wearing one that says no to corruption. Things have changed since 1986
Red and blue smarties where walking down the road.................................When a locket came up and beat the red smartie up......................... the red smartie said to the blue smartie.........................."why didn,t you help me"........ the blue smartie said......"No way he,s ******* menthol".................