Jake Berry

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  1. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Rumours he's going to be putting his hat in the ring.

    A massive, throbbing tool of the highest order. But still much, much better than Priti Patel.
     
    Merde Tete, Jul 8, 2022
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    I always click titles like this thinking its going to be a new signing and end up disappointed.
     
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    I was just having the same thought.

    There's a game in there somewhere, lower league footballer or Tory MP.
     
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    Jake berry does sound more like a footballer than a MP i would have definatly gone footballer and lost that round.
     
    redrum, Jul 8, 2022
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    He can't be worse than Suella Braverman.

    She is the most typical and awful Tory, who obviously has absolutely zero self awareness if she thinks she is what the country needs.
     
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    Jerry The Berry from Phoenix Nights.
     
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    I was hoping it was a 6'3 Striker I hadnt heard of rather than a Tory I hadnt heard of
     
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    Pritty vacant and Nadine might be miffed to be overlooked in the worst stakes
     
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    Never heard of him! I opened the thread thinking it might be a striker we were after! The initial description did nothing to dissuade me either! :p
     
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    He's a berry, Perry. He's Jerry the Berry, Perry.
     
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    From what I’ve read and heard about her, she makes Pritti Patel look more akin to Corbyn
     
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    Considering we currently have 7 threads of Tory on the first page alone, it's no surprise :rolleyes:
     
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    You can’t have a Prime Minister called Jake. Or Boris….
     
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    25k majority here. She is a truly awful human being.
     
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    Christ, she was farl enough to start with
     
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    Don't worry, she has zero support in the conservative party, she is seriously mentally ill.
     
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    I've just checked her positions. She appears to make Patel look moderate.

    I went to university with Berry. He was an entitled, arrogant **** stain. I have little reason to believe that he's changed.
     
    Merde Tete, Jul 8, 2022
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    she makes Farage look like a left wing Europhile. It’s actually quite amazing
     
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    Trouble is the final decision is down to the over 65 mostly white male racists who are the majority of the Tory Party membership
    The good thing is it means non whites like Braverman and Patel and probably Sunak have no chance unless the MP's contrive to put 2 of them up for the faithfull to chose between
    whoever they pick I wont be happy - of the cabinet as it was last week there is probably only Wallace I have any time at all for but he isnt rabid enough for the part faithful - more likely to be thatcher wannabees Mordant or Pork Markets
     
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