Topless Tandoori

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone else take their top off when eating a curry, or Chinese or whatever? I do it to avoid ruining perfectly good tops with those virulent yellow/orange stains that nothing will remove. Why can I easily wash them off bare skin, but not from clothing?

    For the avoidance of doubt, I'm referring to eating at home. I've yet to try it when eating out.
     
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    it's a shame Keith Chegwin is no longer with us. You could have the basis of a new Channel 5 series there...
     
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    You had me worried until I read the last sentence!
     
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    Your not alone. I do this quite often. Exception if my top I'm wearing is black
     
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    Not for me.

    Although my cousin goes for a dump starkers.

    Or so he tells me.
     
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    I've got 3 polo shirt drawers at home. Summer colours, winter colours, curry colours.
     
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    That’s a bit odd …. but makes sense
     
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    I change my top if eating something like that, or put a hoody on I don’t care about. I wouldn’t want to ruin a bra (more expensive than my tops) and no way do I want to eat hot, splashy food without a bra. Will now takes his off, he used to ruin his tops and not care before we married. I always remind him to change it if it’s a white one but he prefers to just take it off and I’m not complaining.
     
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    I often turn white t-shirt inside out/back to front if I'm eating anything with a Tomato sauce, I don't want to subject even the people in the house to my dad bod.
     
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    I don't wear clothes in the house. Or the garden. Or when going to the shop.
     
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    You may be on to something here, I'll try that on Friday.
     
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    My wife complains vociferously :D
     
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    a lot of my shirts are darkish flowery patterns - the splashes just blend in
     
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    Time to wear a bib?
     
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    "Laura do you want to do something kinky?" "What Steve?" "Do you want to go for a topless Tandoori?" "No I don't you mad *******".
     
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    Surely the stain goes all through the material?
     
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    Boob-ay Potatoes.
     
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    Backdoor barbecued satay.
     
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    I'll let you know on Saturday.
     
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    Full evening suit when you go to bed ??
     

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