It's a hard one to take this.

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  1. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    Gordon Owen, Oct 7, 2022
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    Is that a fair reflection on the women in Barnsley :D
     
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    I'm not swallowing that.. :eek:
     
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    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure half of those are given out for the "stayers" amongst the borough.
     
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    Gjorgji was right
     
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    Didn't you mean "soft"?
     
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    Floppy ***** for everyone.
     
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    Isn't it a case of more barnsley blokes not worried/embarrassed about discussing it.
    "Nar then doc sithi. Am evin problems int nether region keepin it up."
     
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    Too many people try and have sex with other things on their mind and wrongfully think it's an erection problem. I have an erection problem on a Saturday morning because I'm more interested in picking out my horses for Saturday afternoon. Straight after work I'm thinking about my tea. Sunday dinner time is best for me. Nothing on my mind and George is asleep.

    I genuinely think sex is less of a priority as people get older.
     
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    I did once… stiff neck for ages
     
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    A viagra truck got raided near us once. Police were looking for a couple of hardened criminals, and it definitely would have stood up in Court!
     
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    Alreight, don't milk it.!! :p
     
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    Glad to hear you don't have a stiffy when picking your horses..:confused:
     
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    My point was it might be psychological in a lot of cases.
     
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    It could also be to do with desexualised, emasculated women.
     
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    A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.

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    Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.
     
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    That's like the Charles and Dianna joke. The reason they didn't last right long. Their first night together Charles said, "One would like a hand job". Dianna, "what is one of those darling?" Charles "It's like what one does to the ketchup bottle my dear". Dianna, "Oh right". She reaches under the covers grabs Charles' c o ck and bangs on the end of it.
     
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    I once put some in my eyes, dint do owt fo mi sex life but I looked an hard bstard.
     
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    Your F@#%€£* joking I'm like a stallion
     
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