According to Google About 1,150,000 results (0.57 seconds) Search Results Featured snippet from the web Apparently, a pineapple on your door is a way to let your neighbors know that you are a swinger. The pineapple represents 'hospitality and welcoming' according to eye spy investigations. A pineapple that is placed on your porch or mailbox by swingers lets everyone know that there is a swinger party going on. might want to be careful who you open your door to
Scary thought for the following reasons... a) Someones in our circle of acquaintances is a swinger. b) They consider we might be 'interested' c) The fact that there is no-one in said circle of acquaintances, agreeable to meet socially they may be, that either my wife or I would be remotely interested in 'shagging'. Jeez....I've enough on my plate coping with the woman I'm married to, never mind any extra-marital shenanigans.
The only thing on offer at a party would be Pina Coladas (got to get rid of that pineapple somehow). Got plenty of booze so just need to get my hands on a couple of coconuts (Not a euphemism!!) It's ruined my social life for the next few weeks as everytime we meet anyone we know, we will be 'wondering if it's them........"
Cheddar?? I'd die for some cheddar!! Plenty of great cheeses here mostly small batch farmhouse stuff in Italy and also the French cheese... Camembert, Roquefort etc but I really miss mature cheddar, Wensleydale, Stilton, Cheshire etc.
I just realised that I haven't had Wensleydale since the summer. It'll be on my Christmas food shopping list.