Imponderables....

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    Do dyslexics believe in dog?
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    In case Stephen Dawson gets in there. :)
     
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    Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?
     
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    It depends if they're litigious.
     
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    One Saturday the Accrington supporters took the words on the room literally. Barry Murphy Stand.
     
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    The reminds me on the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who would like awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
     

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