Your favourite sandwich is cheese. Just cheese, Aldi's own basic cheddar, on its own, on sliced white bread, with a bit of margarine. Your favourite Barnsley player of all time is Brian O'Callaghan Your favourite memory from a party is the Conservative Party conference of 1991 Your favourite bands are Queen, The Lighthouse Family and Sam Smith.
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I've seen Brian O'Callaghan on 3 separate occasions out in the wild, away from Oakwell. Every one of them in KFC at town end.
Your favourite curry is Chicken Korma, bought in a ready meal with rice in the same little plastic tray You don't like all this boom boom music Your favourite TV show is The Antiques Roadshow You think Howard was the best one in Take That.
You spend 4 minutes longer in the bathroom after you've watched Countdown. You tend to eat bounty's first from a tub of celebrations, to 'get them out of the way'. You tell your coworkers that you suffer from IBS, despite not seeking medical advice, to excuse your extended bathroom breaks. You buy Top Gear magazine for the pictures. You moan incessantly on twitter about women's football when deep down, you've always quite fancied Alex Scott.