Ian Evatt

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  1. Terry Nutkins

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    Listening to him, all we have is a set piece or long throw.

    Crack on mate, because I saw a completely different game.

    We pass it forward into the last 3rd as well as A prem side.

    If we had a top striker we’d have 150 points.
     
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    They had one shot on target all game and I’m not sure Charles even knew anything about it. And we only have set pieces and long throws?!
     
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    The blokes a Nob
    At times today we knocked the ball about worthy of any premiership game
    Like TN says if we'd got a top striker ( A) we wouldn't have been in any play off game and (B) we'd have walked this league
    Well done everyone at Barnsley football club you did and have done us proud
    Now let's finish the job on Friday and not only show the Nob he's wrong but make him eat his words
     
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    We'd have walked the league with Jonson Clark-Harris, but @Tyketical Masterstroke hates a double barrell surname, so Duff would never be allowed to sign him.
     
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    We took his lot to the cleaners today. First ten minutes surrounding the ref every foul until they realised we were footballing them to death and the last thing they wanted was a card fest. I think he is the luckiest fat man alive to still be in the tie. The jammy fat cůnt. Also, he is very fat. And thick. And extra fat. The big dozy fat cuunt
     
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    If that's the depth of his technical analysis we'll batter them at Oakwell.

    Bring it on you fat bouncer.
     
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    He is very, very fat.
     
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    I'm pretty sure he's Steve Evans's brother with a spelling mistake.
     
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    What a tit.
     
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    If he's that desperate to discredit us we've definitely got him worried! Can't wait for Friday COYR!
     
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    Am i right in thinking, you consider him rotund
     
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    Yea...I'm not an Evatt fan but he has his perspective and seems to have air brushed his opinion.
    The fact that he remarks about our style been balls in the box, long throws and set pieces suggests we are physical long ball merchants, after 45 mins yesterday they played the ball around the back then hoofed it to the wings, maybe avoiding our press but their centre midfield was non existent. Only we used the midfield effectively, obviously they changed that 2nd half and looked better for it.
    Their keeper was man of the match, which tells you a lot, as does their one shot on target all game.
    All set up nicely for friday.....can go either way but at least we didn't see their dark arts in this game.....so maybe they saving that up for oakwell and hope for a weak ref they can bully.
     
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    “It’s nil nil now almost going into the second game”

    Eh?

    “They managed the game really well today. That’s the type of team they are. Whether you like that or not.”

    Eh? Makes us sound like Wimbledon of old.

    I could go on. He’s a first class idiot.
     
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    Now you have shown that ‘nob’ gets through the swear filter, did anyone else think their player scored the equaliser with his nob?
    It sure seemed that way on one of the replays.
    Very lucky that.
    The rub of the green….purple.
     
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    no FAT !
     
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    I’m assuming he’s in the ‘not’ camp, given that we outplayed them.

    a grade A pillock
     
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    It’s flicked in off his bell-end
     
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    We did manage the game though, which I think good on us, in that we didn't let them dictate and we didn't do anything silly near the end.
     
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    Think I can hear a chorus of cheer up Ian Evatt oh what can it be your just a fat bloke from Coventry with a......sh 1te football team

    Plus if we are winning a chorus of your shares are now worth Fxxk all ( apparently he's a share holder at Bolton )
     
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