About the Groom rubbing spunk is his face and the fact he and his bride had some space cake, he nearly had a heart attack and they both called an ambulance. Wish me luck
My favourite wedding joke is the pack of cards one , you start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wanting a spade and a club
Just to let you know - my brother's tale about something I did to his Brylcream definitely got a bit of a polarised reponse at our wedding!
I had the dubious pleasure once. It lasted 6 months.- The marriage, not the speech. I’d happily do it again, if anyone’s stuck..?