Just about to do a best man’s speech

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    About the Groom rubbing spunk is his face and the fact he and his bride had some space cake, he nearly had a heart attack and they both called an ambulance.

    Wish me luck
     
    Terry Nutkins, May 20, 2023
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    My favourite wedding joke is the pack of cards one , you start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wanting a spade and a club
     
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    Just to let you know - my brother's tale about something I did to his Brylcream definitely got a bit of a polarised reponse at our wedding!
     
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    I had the dubious pleasure once. It lasted 6 months.- The marriage, not the speech.
    I’d happily do it again, if anyone’s stuck..? :)
     
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    Do you also only get a six month season ticket to avoid the pressure of commitment?
     
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    No, you pillock, I was the ‘best’ man.!! :D:D:D
     
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