I’m a 17 year old lad…

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  1. shed131

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    Once went for my balls waxing ...dropped my pants, knelt on the table with my backside in the air, looked back over my right shoulder and caught a glimpse of my self in the mirror....not a pretty sight....jezz....that much hair ...for a minute I thought I'd got 2 of the Jackson 5 hung between my legs ......
     
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    Oh, my innocent eyes.. :eek:
     
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    Be as charming, respectful, and witty as you like - she’ll still end up with stray hairs in between her teeth ;)

    I’m not doing it to conform. It’s my preference. As you say, each to their own.
     
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    Went in with the Jacksons came out with Kojak and Yule Brynner in the King and I
     
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    Silly ******, lol. :D
     
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    Got a labrador and a box of oxo cubes, so I don't need to be witty or charming.
     
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    Don't you just love the way this thread developed !!
     
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    No, I’m feeling personally violated. I only come here for the football.. :eek:
     
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    Whoever the celeb is and I think most people know who is, he's an idiot. It's not like the Internet is lacking in porn, of whatever variety you fancy, so just watch that. Don't pay someone for a picture.

    I'm sure The ****ing Sun would have still run a story, 'sordid Beeb employee masturbates to gay porn" or some other ridiculous crap, but at least he could have just told them to f**** off.

    It's tittle tattle designed to cover up that the lying cheating ex prime minister was lying and cheating again.
     
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    Yes it's very naughty this thread. There should be a lot of sore bums :).
     
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    Ffs funny as foook
     
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    Maybe we should have a bbs sponsored waxing
    Sort the men out from the mice...squeak squeak before anybody asks....once is enough lol for any man or should that be mouse lol
     
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    I would never pay for something like that, but I'm guessing the appeal is that it is for him and not for everyone. Bit of a power thing maybe?

    I can understand why people may use escorts etc especially if they have disabilities, but anything like that for me just takes the shine off it if I know that person isn't mutually feeling the same and it is purely transactional. That's why strip clubs etc arent really my thing either.
     
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    I'm getting used to giving mine a rub to put the shine back on.
     
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    Give us a clue? I have no idea whatsoever. I don’t operate in your worlds. Chances are, I’ve never fcking heard of whomever.? :confused:
    fackin ell.!
     
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    I don't have a TV never mind watch one and I've heard of him.

    And I'm crap at charades
     
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    So we're after an ex prime minister employed by the beeb that likes masturbating to gay porn?
     
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    No woman ever said anything about having hairy ******** in their mouth?
     
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