What do bbsers look like?

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I was in Germany a couple of weeks ago and got asked to sing "Lady in Red" to a table of 6 ladies on a hen night. Fortunately I'd had several large beers beforehand. Needless to say it was a fine evening from that point on.
     
    Stahlrost, Jul 21, 2023
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    Easy to pick me out. I’m the fat bloke waddling down ponty rd on my knackered knee after a home game, with a fifteen year old lad who’s essentially a younger and thinner me propping me up

    EDIT

    there’s also a pic of me on here as my avatar anyway…
     
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  3. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    Me and Micky Finn outside the West Stand catering, Morecambe at home, last season.
    Roll on the Olive Bar.

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    Andy Mac, Jul 21, 2023
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Honest(!) :D:D
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    I genuinely believe - with good reason - that I'm the best looking poster on here.
     
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    I think the average poster on here will be between 50 and 70, grey and thinning, and a bit overweight.
    And that's just the women :).
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    As you know, old mate, our Laura thinks you're Robin Hood!
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    Baldrick, Jul 21, 2023
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    WSL? Tall lad, straight hair, curly black teeth?
     
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    Canker Teeth.
     
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    When our kids were little, we bought them a Wii console and as part of setting it up, we all created our lookalike game players (Mii's). To this day, the kids insist that my Mii is a perfect rendition of myself. Except that he's not, of course, because while I've turned grey and my hairline has receded, he's not aged a bit. I hate him, the permanent Peter Pan pixelated pillock, running around the tennis court like a young gazelle, while I struggle to get to the wheelie bin and back without limping.

    Anyway that's what I look like. A geriatric version of my Mii.
     
    Old Goat, Jul 21, 2023
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    Mostly green, with a blue belly. Yellow hands and red-ish eyes. A bit slimy. A bit.
     
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    He's a hunk & she's a babe.

     
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    I'm a bit of a mix Homer Simpson, an Shrek.
     
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    I was once approached by a bloke whilst on holiday a couple of years ago. He'd mistook me for a former footballer.

    Steve 'ugly' Ogrizovic, former Coventry goalkeeper. Which was a blow as I always thought of myself as a handsome chap.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Having met Andy Mac I can confirm this. But honestly Andy Red really is not your colour.
     
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    Long time since we last met old pal. Either Refearns or a dingy old pub near Valley Parade before the JPT run?

    Hope you are well and looking forward to another season following both your favourite team and the Arabs :)
     
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    In fact, here you are, as the Bradford yoofs assembled to storm the pub. We were truly inspired.

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    Think it might have been in Bradford mate.
    Not sure about the new season. Both of us seem to have problems.
    My lot up to now P2 L2. Club apparently in freefall. Dreadful start to our season.
    Hopefully BFC get a better start. It could be a very long and bumpy ride.
     
    arabian_ian, Jul 21, 2023
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