Kamikaze football, they're probably wondering WTF is going on at Vicarage Rd. Elton John's broke his hip again.
I can never quite understand how that word gets spelled so badly and on so many occasions, when it’s one of the easiest in our language to spell.
Yeah I think he was lucky to have kept them up last season. I wonder if their style of footy stinks as bad as when he got Wycombe to do it. And does he still look and sound like a younger corner shop version of Del boy.
Well, he might do, but he can always buy some more, especially as he's done some of the Barbie soundtrack