Wasn't there a time when Fulham had both John Collins and Collins John? Just checked: apparently they just missed each other. Shame.
We used to have Short Swift and Sharp in the same team Charlton Athletic once had a back 4 of Young Fish Costa Fortune.
For the infamous 3-4 defeat against Exeter back in 1977, the visitors had to make a late change to their starting eleven. It meant that Hore and Hooker were playing for the opposition.