"94 people are currently looking at this item" and "this item was purchased 183 times in the last 24 hours" So. Fècking. What. Why would I be remotely interested in that? Why not at least be honest with your pop up messages... "Dear brainless sheep, you need to buy this item because lots of other people are doing so. Hurry! Give us your cash this instant , because there's a long list of other sheep just waiting to be fleeced. Go on, you know you really want it, you needy pillock."
Adverts where the actual price of an item is not quoted properly on purpose so that it sounds really easy to buy..e.g. 'and you can buy this incredible sofa for just nine nine nine.'
Shortening of players/staff names when you don't even use them. This season I've heard kitch, davo, and Willa. Usually said by the kind of people who get annoyed at others sing words they don't like
Or, come and have possibly a meal or not a meal in our comfy seats for just £45 plus vat which we have illegally decided you have to calculate yourself.
The stupid quiz on tv adverts that says "You have 20 seconds to answer the (bleedingly obvious) question" ..... which is then repeated several times over in the subsequent adverts. "Find the name of a tv soap which has farming connections in the letter grid showing on your screen now." with Emmerdale Farm slap bang in the middle. Panic sets in and all the tv nutters phone in at 5 quid a minute.
Super excited. No. No. No. Very or really excited. Only three more sleeps before I go on holibobs... super excited! WTF
Have you ever won..? There’s something very Dragonesque about this. Watching crap tv, then complaining about it. I can think of a simple solution to ease your pain..