If your Mrs came home one day

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Would you say

  1. Yes thats fine

    11 vote(s)
    16.9%

  2. Yes as I long as I can join in

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    35.4%

  3. Yes thats fine as long as I can watch

    7 vote(s)
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  4. No you daft get.

    24 vote(s)
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  1. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

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    You'd have to shave your ******** first.
     
    Gordon Owen, Aug 23, 2023
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    e-red Well-Known Member

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    Asking for a friend?
     
    e-red, Aug 23, 2023
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    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    Mmm, how to tell this story…

    A friend (male) of mine shared a house with the attractive sister of a well known comedian. One day he said to us in the pub that he had heard her come home with her boyfriend the previous night and they were at it for ages. Of course, comments were made about what he was up to whilst listening to all this.

    When he got home that night the lass was sat in the living room, a bit weepy. My mate, being a nurse, asked if she was okay, so she told him of the previous night. She had been in the pub with her boyfriend and they bumped into a friend of his. Drink was taken, the conversation became a bit saucy and the lass agreed to a threesome. She said it didn’t take a lot of persuading, as her boyfriend was attractive and his mate even more so. And here’s the point that my mate, unknowing that there were more than two bodies in bed next door, heard the goings on. The lass said all was going rather well and she was enjoying herself…right up to the point that the blokes started paying more attention to each other. Very soon she was lying with her back to them, trying hard not to start sobbing, hearing, as my mate was, her boyfriend getting a jolly good servicing from his mate. Not, she suspected, for the first time!

    And yes, the accusations we had thrown at my eavesdropping mate the night before took on a whole new complexion that, 25 years later, he still hasn’t lived down!
     
    Gordon Ottershaw, Aug 23, 2023
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    If my missus came home I’d be astounded. She did walk out 33 years ago
     
    arabian_ian, Aug 23, 2023
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    It means one of two things;

    1. She's testing whether you'd have sex with another woman, ergo cheat.

    2. She's cheated and thinks that'll even it up.

    So says experience.
     
    MonkeyRed, Aug 23, 2023
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    portsmouth tyke Well-Known Member

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    A good mate of mine pestered is wife time and time again, anyway on is 40th birthday he came home and noticed a pair of womens shoes at the bottom of the stairs, is wife called him up and in there bed was is wife and another woman ( this bloke would try 5hagging a barbers shop floor), he got in bed, absolutely 5hit himself and went down stairs and made a cup of tea, he told us all that the fantasy in his mind was brilliant, but when it came to it he just said he couldnt
     
    portsmouth tyke, Aug 23, 2023
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    DriffieldRed Well-Known Member

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    Not his proudest wånk?
     
    DriffieldRed, Aug 24, 2023
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    even if its Tuesday.

    two fish one chip please, plus scraps.
     
    icer, Aug 24, 2023
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    I’d say….but it’s pie and peas Tuesday :p
     
    Bossman, Aug 24, 2023
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    Get yourself a weekend away to Berlin booked and get yourself to Insomnia club.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Aug 24, 2023
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    Is it banging? ;)
     
    Stephen Dawson, Aug 24, 2023
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  12. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    Used to be aThursday for us.:D
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Aug 24, 2023
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    Pie and peas or three in a bed?
     
    Stephen Dawson, Aug 24, 2023
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    Pie and peas AND darts? Now that is a good Thursday evening's entertainment.
     
    MonkeyRed, Aug 24, 2023
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    :D
     
    Bossman, Aug 24, 2023
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  16. dreamboy3000

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    Innnnnnnnnnnn one.
     
    dreamboy3000, Aug 24, 2023
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