There was a young man from Darjeeling. Who had manners that were less than appealing. It said on the door. Don't spit on the floor. So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
How do you tell the difference between Darjeeling Tea and English Tea? You blow into the cup and if it whistles it's English tea. It's called "The Earl Grey Whistle Test"
Earl Grey is orrible, like liquefied Parma violets and they're orrible too. Strong English Breakfast for me, used to be Yorkshire but the blend seems much weaker nowadays.