I'd make it free to get in, but you pay to get out. The exit price goes up the longer you stay. I'd also install invisible remote control sliding bases under the goalposts, so the goal we're defending can be made slightly narrower and the other goal slightly wider, without the ref or the opposition noticing.
Make PeniRed Director of Football Supertyke Manager Steven Dawson Half Time Entertainment Manager Restore YTBFC to his rightful role
I would abolish age limits and quotas completely. Why should we have one 30 plus player in each group if they're no good? Likewise why have under 23s if they're no good? I'm actually not sure if the legality of setting age limits or of demanding a player has to be over or under an age. We wouldn't be allowed to do it at our place, age discrimination laws would prevent it. Any age can sign but their age and potential resale value would be taken into account along with their ability. Like any normal club with any sense would operate basically
archey those players are only at blackpool and notts if we cant compete with them might as well pack in !
Get rid of the BARNSLEY FC red and white seat pattern in the East Stand and replace it with a pattern that spells out my name. Increase ticket prices by at least 75%. Sell off all players under the age of 30 and replace with a bunch of coffin dodgers. Let the stadium fall to bits. Fail to pay HMRC on time. Release weekly War And Peace length statements berating the supporters. Promise the Earth. Deliver nothing.
Why would you pump millions of pounds of your own money into a football club only to lose your money then be abused for doing so. Seems a lose lose to me.