You can stop a crime from happening ever again but...

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  1. SuperTyke

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    Not sure if this has been posted on here before but you have the power to stop a specific crime from ever happening again however the catch is that in order to prevent it happening ever again you have to commit the crime once. Oh and everyone will always know you've done it.

    What crime are you committing?
     
    SuperTyke, Dec 14, 2023
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    Murder the bugger who murdered one of mine first. I'd try to not let anyone know though. :)
     
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    A proper Christmas party game.
     
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    Easy - fraud. I reckon I could justify most fraudulent activity in order to make sure no-one is ever diddled again, state or person.
     
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    Any. Whichever crime you chose, it would either be petty enough that no one cares, or bad enough that it's a small price to pay.
     
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    But plug tester.
     
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    Is that a crime?
    I suppose it is if you test them on other people without asking.
     
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    Selling dodgy PPE for a vast amount of money. No one appears to care about that ;)
     
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    Playing football underneath a "no ball games" sign
     
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    Perjury - then anyone who is guilty is known, and any innocents are spared. I think there was a couple of lads released earlier this year or last year after spending decades in jail and are now free after being proven innocent. I cant even imagine what that is like
     
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    I read that after googling. And tbh I can't get mi head round it. Prefer mine lol. :)
     
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    Start a pointless nonsensical thread
     
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    Basically, you just can't lie in court mate :D
     
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    I'd happily drop a small amount of litter if it meant never seeing any more of the dammed stuff.
     
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    Was going to say Sign Obbi Oulare, but then realised that meant I wouldn't be able to sell him
     
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    Think it through....
     
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    I’d go bombing or do some heavy petting at the swimming pool. Theme the crimes we should be dealing with
     
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    Declare war on Sheffield. Then immediately surrender. So ensuring my eternal infamy as the starter of the last war and shortest war.
     
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