Motion sensitive toilet flush

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  1. joh

    john coucom Well-Known Member

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    Who in their right mind thought they were a good idea one false move whist sat on the pan and it’s wet arse time
     
    john coucom, Dec 15, 2023
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    If you've ever been to Asia, the bogs in big shopping malls or high end hotels have more buttons than the control panel of an airliner. I'm absolutely petrified to touch them in case I get squirted with water from random directions or I inadvertently switch on a powerful vacuum flushing system which sucks my intestines into the u-bend.
     
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    That's why I wouldn't go to Australia. The suction is the other way round. That and they have the sh 1t eating spider that bites your arse.
     
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    So it flushes every time you Fart.
     
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    Never press the button with a picture of a brush on it, when seated.
     
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    Which dirty gets, don't use the loo Brush (having left their mark) when one available in public lavs. :mad:.
     
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