Any Confectioners on here...

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  1. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    I've had an idea. It's a bubble gum condom. You chew it for so long that when you've finished with it you can put it on your manhood and use it as a sheath.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2024
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    Definitely one to run by willy wan ka
     
    matoakwell, Jan 22, 2024
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    salted?
     
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    You could of course chew it after use?
     
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    Could you leave it on the bedpost overnight?
     
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    You seem a nice lad but is there something wrong with you.(only joking)
     
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    Surely you'd ask the girl to chew it and apply it to your manhood.
    I'm off for a sit down.
     
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    Right first time. :)
     
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    I once bought some flavoured condoms & suggested to the wife, let's turn the light off and guess what flavour it is. Anyway she said, cheese and onion, I said I've not put one on yet.
     
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    :D:D
     
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    Well he's a Barnsley fan so chances are yes.
     
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