This is a secret, but I heard on the grapevine that Huddersfield want him as their manager. But there's a twist. You're not going to believe this. They only want him if he's willing to relocate. Don't tell anyone. Like I say, this is top top secret.
Unbelievable. I have just seen on Facebook that they are in meltdown after a prankster posted an old article that Jan Siewert had just been appointed after he was relieved of his duties at Mainz, but he clearly wouldn’t relocate either.
I see he's the guy who replaced Stendel at Hannover96. Useless - but cheeky - comparison stat: Stendel won 50% from 37 games Breitenreiter won 30% from 66 games
He said he was prepared to move to Barnsley but no further. As he (and his family, who came up once) loved the look of the place. Just prior to Swansea interfering with more bucks on the table. Kid ye not. But I think they insisted on a 1 mile radius of udders.
I know it’s not real etc etc, but I have just finished the 22/23 League one season on 119 points, unbeaten all season in the league and pizza cup champions. Devante Cole has scored 40 goals and Gareth Southgate has been to watch Brad Collins.
You still haven't taken Woking from Conference to the Champion's League in 6 seasons though have you?
See you on the way down Udders. Ask Wednesday to hold your hand if you're nervous, they've been loads of times
No. I once won the Scottish Premiership with Forfar Athletic, but would never consider playing as Woking!